I was thinking about being a total douchebag

....and not going out this afternoon/evening...but alas some good sense and Emily helped me down to Walnut Grill for $3.50 Absolut martini's (granted, Absolut sucks, but hey - $3.50)

Anyway - great times tonight on Aubrey's 'Happy Day' - I met some kick-ass people Diane, Sharonda (sp?) & Ben. And had a great night with some old classics - Greg, Emily, Krista, Sandy & of course Aubrey. Katy, Michael & Regina were present earlier in the evening.

Some highlights....

Sandy adopted "Hot Carl" as the name of Emily's new cat.

I slammed tiny dancer's head into the car door by accident

"Pants"

"My Thai"

We found out what a "hot carl" really is

We found out what a "blumpkin" is

Both are fucking disgusting

We called Grant to ask him to come out....he didn't - which made me sad....but I guess it's cool - he was in Maryland

I braided Emily's hair

Diane likes to ski

I heard a great 'baby mama' story

I'm wasted

Tom was called several times - b/c Aubrey wanted to salsa dance

Emily kicked a big SUV

I saved Krista from certain death in the middle of an intersection

Greg threw a box away, down a crack alley

Emily littered

It took us like 9 hours to figure out our check at Harris's

I didn't smoke, but several times I solicited Emily (thank god she's strong) by saying "I'll pull off this patch right now - lets get cigarettes"!! Everyone else was pretty cool too - they were like "Don't Smoke"

Sandy called Aubrey "Regina" - hahahaha

Ben pretended to be 'hold' music on the phone!

Aubrey drinks Martini's like shots

Sharonda like to 'throw elbow's'

Greg drove me home

It's getting cold - I can't wait to wear scarves!!!



I'm going to bed (read: passing out with a Vitamin Water in hand)