Brand New 1L's

Tonight the SBA bought us beer and food. It's funny and rather telling that the only time the law school or anything associated with it is willing to buy food & booze is when parents are in town and when you're getting 'oriented' to the school. They should be buying this shit at the end of the semester when nobody has any loan money left and we're starving & trying to study for finals.

Regardless tonight we [all cool people at the Law School, Slacker excepted - he had a spousal obligation] made ourselves available to the incoming 1L's in order to show them how nice everyone is. Anyway - we met a couple people who were okay (James was a nice guy), but the rest seemed to be kind of douchey. I wish there had been a D.J. who at timed intervals had announced that it was time for the 2 & 3L's to switch out their 1L's for a new batch. There's only so much conversation to be had with a group of people that you aren't going to interact with academically for at least a year and whom you have no time to interact with socially. Switch 'em out and get the process moving.

Or...we could totally do it Survivor-style, and at 8:00 we [2 & 3L's] could eliminate half the group and cut off their free beer and send them home. Then do the same thing at 10:00 & midnight - until we have a manageable group of people that we wanted to hang out with.

Oh well - I'm sure the 3L's & recent grads felt the same about us.

......but we didn't have nearly as many sorostitutes - I mean seriously "Look at all the hookers!"