Barefoot Contessa

I hate being a poor law student with ghetto-cable. I miss FoodTV, and I don't have it here. I really want to watch Barefoot Contessa - there's something about a big lady, making really good food, and mixing fabulous drinks - that is really appealing to me. I probably have some sub-conscious desire to be just like her (gender excepted). I just need to hook up with someone wealthy, live in East Hampton, and be a househusband....sounds manageable.