What fun today was

This morning I awoke with a touch of a headache (note to self - don't mix bourbon & beer) but I largely felt fine.

I decided to call Throck - to see if she wanted to get a greasy breakfast - to kill our respective lingering hangovers - She answered while vomiting - Classy! So my breakfast plan was dashed, but I was of course concerned about Throck - so I offered to take her to school - b/c really who wants to ride a bus when you have to puke.

Anyway - so this is the best part.....We're heading down 5th and I was in the left hand lane....when Throck is like "We NEED to pull over" - so being the masterful driver that I am - I promptly made a right hand turn across two lanes of traffic and pulled right up to the nearest curb. Which coincidentally was in front of a church, where Throck proceeded to vomit whilst pedestrians walked to and fro. Good times.

Okay - now flash forward 2 hours.....throck is out of class and Michael, Throck & I are leaving the law school.....

Back on 5th - we have to pull over again - this time, in front of St. Pauls Cathedral - Throck didn't really vomit - she just spit a little bit, kind of disheartening to me - I was hoping for a little projectile vomit as a tribute to Pope Fascist II. But whatever - you can't always get what you want. Though a few minutes later - we had to pull over again - where Throck did puke alongside a gas station.

And after I we dropped michael off - there was one more instance of vehicular vomiting - at Throck's chosen lunch venue, the local McDonalds - in the drive-through line.

Right so, although this absolutely sucked for Emily - it was mildly amusing for me.......