Another Tina Fey delight

I did a quick Google search attempting to find the transcript of last night's Weekend Update.....I was preliminarily unsuccessful.

What I did find though was this:

Tina Fey:

"And don't think that by eating Freedom fries that you're being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a newspaper. You know what? How about we cool it with the Freedom fries anyway, you fat asses! We are the fattest country in the world. Have you ever walked around an American mall? It's nothing but chick filets and Lane Bryant track suits busting at the seams!"