Oh, George.....how you amuse me.

You know - I really hate Bush as a president.....but the upside is that he is fucking hysterical. I mean come-on: Bushisms, Pretzel-choking, WMD's and now command hallucinations from God.

So apparently God said "George, I want you to fight the terrorists in Afghanistan" - so he did.

Then God said "George, I want you to end the tyranny in Iraq" -so he did.

And God strongly argued for a Palestinian State....so by god George is going to deliver.

Of course, the White House is denying - but we all know it's true.

Check da BBC.