I'm such a douchebag

I was just at Whole Foods and I was buying some random 'prepared food' - because it's really good, and I'm really lazy - Right, so these Roasted Balsamic Mushrooms looked really good - so I bought like $5.00 worth......as it turns out I totally hate Balsamic Vinegar, which happens to be the main ingredient in Roasted Balsamic Mushrooms.

Anybody want them???